Thoughts and feelings at my home in regards to the bleeding-eyeball-decibel-level fireworks going off all ’round us on the Fourth of July:
Did someone just blow up a dump truck?
Did someone stick a gasoline-soaked dishtowel into a Coca-Cola bottle, light it on fire, and throw a Molotov cocktail into the backyard?
Was that an elephant? That was an elephant. They shot [...]
