Saturday afternoon, in the grocery store, I observed a human being more hapless than myself. Generally, it is a given that–especially in a grocery store–I am the most hapless individual within a five mile radius. I fall apart in grocery stores. The best laid plans vanish into nothingness.
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ME: How do you spell “coffee”?
The [...]
