Entries from January 2009

January 26, 2009

“…well. I am filled with snow.”

So I don’t quite know how this came up the other day, but I hate Lolcats.

What the hell does that even mean?
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Beauteous sentence in an essay I read:
“Buoyant! Disarticulated. Tongue the more untied.”
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Right now, I’m c-r-a-z-y-i-n-l-o-v-e with
BUBBLE CHAMBERS
A bubble chamber is a “vessel filled with a superheated transparent liquid [most often liquid hydrogen] used to [...]

January 19, 2009

Landings

Let’s talk about… oh-I-don’t-know the US Airways Airbus A320 Hudson River water-landing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
There are many, many things to marvel at–not least among them the name of the pilot,
Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger III
[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]
–but better, even, much, are the stories of plain old ferries and boats rushing to the downed plane from wherever they were to [...]

January 12, 2009

Galactic Core

Just so everyone knows–just so everyone is on the same page, learning and growing together–the storm system currently battering the greater Chicagoland area is called, hilariously:
Alberta Clipper
Yayayayayayyaayayayayayayayayayayayay names-of-things!
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This is a picture of the Milky Way’s galactic core, taken by the Hubble Space Telescope’s Near Infrared Camera and Multi-Object Spectrometer, or “Old Bessy” [not really].
If you go [...]

January 5, 2009

No More Disneyworld

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo                       oooooooooooooooooo
 Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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Let me tell you what misery is. Misery is watching the Colts and Chargers in overtime on a television at Diversey Bowl, because you are there for your friend’s birthday party, and you are wearing–for the love of the Archangel Gabriel–you are wearing your Joseph Addai jersey; and as you watch,  your heart making [...]